Tom’s of Maine toothpaste was cited by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration for violating Current Good Manufacturing Practices by using contaminated water in its products and being sold to consumers despite knowledge of the contamination.

Breaking news for toothpaste users everywhere, i.e., all of us: It was recently discovered that toothpaste brand Tom’s of Maine may have been produced with water that contains bacteria, while a “black mold-like substance” was discovered in the factory,

Tom’s of Maine, the folksy, naturally sourced toothpaste of crunchy-granola-types everywhere, has a problem that, on the whole, seems to fit a brand preferred by dirty hippies. The Food and Drug Administration recently admonished the company after a government inspector found evidence of multiple bacteria in the company’s products and at one of its factories.